Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.

If your attack is going really well it's an ambush.

No plan survives the first contact intact.

If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!!

Friendly fire - isn't.

Anything you do can get you shot - including nothing.
 

When you have taken an area, don't forget to tell the
      other team.

Tracers work both ways.

When in doubt, empty your hopper.

Never hide behind a tree thinner than you are.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire
      is friendly fire.

The diversion on the tape you are ignoring is the main
      attack.

Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on
      paintballs.

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

Teamwork is essential - it gives the other team multiple targets.

Always carry a squeegee onto the field, cause you'll need  it when you don't.

When your whole body is exposed, count on a shot
      where it hurts the most.

If your teammate says I'll circle around, count him out.

When you have an enemy in your sights and the only
     thing in the way is a 1/2" diameter twig, guess what-it
     WILL hit the twig.

Try to look uniportant, they may be low on ammo, or
    short on time.

NEVER share a bunker with anyone braver than
      yourself.

Descretion is the better part of valour. Retreat is the
    better part of descretion.

The enemy will only attack on two occaisions, when
    you're ready and when you'r not.

Make it hard for the enemy to get in, and you won't be
      able to get out.

No matter how much you carry, you'll always run out of
    something. COROLLARY: You'll always need what you
    don't have.

There are only two times when you can get eliminated
    during a game, when you're alone, or with someone else.

Your paintballs will bounce on him, his paintballs will
    break on you.

The amount of cover you have in front of you is directly
    proportional to the chances of someone coming up
    behind  you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Any plan, when explained by the team leader, will have
     as many different interpretations as there are players
     who have heard it. COROLLARY: No plan survives
      Initial  Contact.

No matter how good you are, when your luck runs
    out--you're road pizza!

There is always someone better, faster and younger than
    you.

Professionals are predictable, it's the AMATEURS who
    are dangerous.

When you think that no one would be foolish enough to hide behind a particular object, a person will shoot at you from behind it.

The number of players you have with you, in a no win
    situation, is directly proportional to the number of
     stupid ideas you will hear to get yourselves out of the
        situation.

When in doubt, shoot it out.

Never assume ANYTHING.

As far as I am concerned, Murphy was an optimist.