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20 Laws of Better Paintball                           * First Law of Paintball                            If ya ain't safe, ya ain't playin'

                        * Second Law of Paintball                      Never give up, never say die, fight to the end,                  and take as many of them with you, when you go.

                         * Third Law of Paintball                          Learn from other people's mistakes,                because you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.

                         * Fourth Law of Paintball                No matter how good you are, there's always someone better.

                          * Fifth Law of Paintball                 No matter how bad you are, there's always someone worse.

                         * Sixth Law of Paintball                    Technology should NEVER be a substitute for skill.

                        * Seventh Law of Paintball                     If you DON'T have the flag -- you're an obstacle.                      If you DO have the flag -- you're a TARGET!

                         * Eighth Law of Paintball                       Four Constants Of High Pressure Situations                             1. CONSTANT air -- isn't.                            2. QUICK changes -- aren't.                      3. BARREL CLEANing squeegees -- won't.                             4. NO FOG lenses -- will.

                         * Ninth Law of Paintball                       Good players ACT, average players REact.

                         * Tenth Law of Paintball             Wear your goggles and the only thing that can get permanently injured by a paintball,  is your pride.

                        * Eleventh Law of Paintball                      It's easy to be a good shot on the target range,                             the targets don't shoot back.

                        * Twelfth Law of Paintball                 You'll never HAVE a chance if you never TAKE a chance.

                       * Thirteenth Law of Paintball                   The only thing worse than a bad loser is a bad winner.

                       * Fourteenth Law of Paintball              Most people who TALK a good game don't PLAY a good game.

                        * Fifteenth Law of Paintball                  Whoever said, "Nobody ever remembers second place,"                             never finished in third place.

                        * Sixteenth Law of Paintball                          Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

                       * Seventeenth Law of Paintball                      There are only two time when you will get hit,                                   when you're                                   a. alone; or                               b. with someone else.

                       * Eighteenth Law of Paintball             I'd rather see a THOUSAND LOUSY players with GOOD attitudes,                   than see ONE GOOD player with a LOUSY attitude.

                       * Nineteenth Law of Paintball                   "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are"                                Theodore Roosevelt

                        * Twentieth Law of Paintball                            RELAX! It's just a GAME!

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